A boring sermon A man goes to church. The preacher begins his sermon. Then he goes on…and on…and on…and on. Finally, the parishioner can’t take it any longer, angrily he gets up and leaves. On his way out an usher says to him, “Why are you leaving the service before it's over?” “I have to get a haircut.” “But why didn’t you get a haircut before the … [Read more...] about Two Jokes: A Boring Sermon and Two Nostrils
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Joke – An Attractive Blond
An attractive blond A very attractive blond gets on a plane in New York City, going to Chicago. She sits in her assigned 3rdclass seat. As the plane reaches cruising speed the blond notices and empty seat in the 1stclass section, so she gets up and moves to it. The airline hostess comes to her and asks for her ticket. The blond says “Sure” and hands the hostess her … [Read more...] about Joke – An Attractive Blond
Joke: True Love
A multi-millionaire, elderly man belonged to an exclusive country club. One day he came in with a beautiful blond, who was seemingly nuts about the guy. She was glinging to his arm and hanging onto every word he spoke. On of his wealthy friends asked him, “How did you land her?” “Oh, I lied about my age.” “What did you tell her, that you were 50?" “No, I told her … [Read more...] about Joke: True Love
Joke: First Class Blond
A very attractive blond gets on a plane in New York City, going to Chicago. She sits in her assigned 3rd class seat. As the plane reaches cruising speed the blond notices and empty seat in the 1st class section, so she gets up and moves to it. The airline hostess comes to her and asks for her ticket. The blond says “Sure” and hands the hostess her … [Read more...] about Joke: First Class Blond
Two jokes – for a relief
The sermon A man goes to church. The preacher begins his sermon. Then he goes on…and on…and on…and on. Finally, the guy can’t take it any longer, and gets up and leaves. On his way out an usher says to him, “Why are you leaving the services before it's over?” The guy answers, “I have to get a haircut.” Usher: “But why didn’t you get a haircut before the … [Read more...] about Two jokes – for a relief