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A boring sermon A man goes to church.  The preacher begins his sermon.  Then he goes on…and on…and on…and on. Finally, the parishioner can’t take it any longer, angrily he gets up and leaves. On his way out an usher says to him, “Why are you leaving the service before it's over?” “I have to get a haircut.” “But why didn’t you get a haircut before the … [Read more...] about Two Jokes: A Boring Sermon and Two Nostrils

An attractive blond A very attractive blond gets on a plane in New York City, going to Chicago. She sits in her assigned 3rdclass seat. As the plane reaches cruising speed the blond notices and empty seat in the 1stclass section, so she gets up and moves to it. The airline hostess comes to her and asks for her ticket.  The blond says “Sure” and hands the hostess her … [Read more...] about Joke – An Attractive Blond