A group of young professionals/students
sit around a table for a business meeting
for an hour
Not one cup of coffee
I ask them,
“Do you think it would be good
to buy a cup of coffee?”
They are embarrassed and angry
they laugh it off
After all, they are people of color
shades from light brown to dark brown
I am an oppressive white racist
trying to take away their freedom
their freedom to take and not give
After all, the courts decided in their favor
and now the Starbucks revolution is here
people have a right to sit as long as they want
have a business meetings if they want
and use the bathroom
(no more fascist codes)
without having to buy anything
There is a free lunch!
Can’t those racist conservatives get that?
We can live a lifestyle of taking and not giving
Anything else is fascist
We must have free college education
and, of course, free room and board for four years
and what about graduate school?
we can’t forget graduate school
and since it’s free for us
all those past students who have student debt
should have it erased
all $1 trillion
But who should pay it off?
taxpayers of course
especially those rich people
Let’s take 80% of their wealth
we will have enough money
to realize all of our dreams
our ideals!
our rights!
like free financial security
whether we want to work or not
open borders so the whole world can come it
if they want
and get the free lunch
and affirmative action — excuse me, diversity programs
until the whole society is a perfect blend of color
courtesy of the racist European-Americans
Those people with white skins
That’s the least they can do
To make up for a history of slavery and racism
Unlike the immaculate history
Of people of color
There has to be something about brown skin
One drop and you’re pure
It must be the melanin
Unlike those evil white people
They must have bit the apple
So let us all people of color
(and women of course)
Live off the fat of the land
That is, the fat of all those racist rich white people
they forget
that it is difficult to make the world better
but very easy to make it worse
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