A boring sermon
A man goes to church. The preacher begins his sermon. Then he goes on…and on…and on…and on.
Finally, the parishioner can’t take it any longer, angrily he gets up and leaves.
On his way out an usher says to him, “Why are you leaving the service before it’s over?”
“I have to get a haircut.”
“But why didn’t you get a haircut before the service?”
“I didn’t need one then.”
Q: Why do we have two nostrils in our nose?
A: No one nose.
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