A multi-millionaire, elderly man belonged to an exclusive country club. One day he came in with a beautiful blond, who was seemingly nuts about the guy. She was glinging to his arm and hanging onto every word he spoke.
On of his wealthy friends asked him, “How did you land her?”
“Oh, I lied about my age.”
“What did you tell her, that you were 50?”
“No, I told her I was 93.”