A man goes to church. The preacher begins his sermon. Then he goes on…and on…and on…and on.
Finally, the guy can’t take it any longer, and gets up and leaves.
On his way out an usher says to him, “Why are you leaving the services before it’s over?”
The guy answers, “I have to get a haircut.”
Usher: “But why didn’t you get a haircut before the service?”
Guy: “I didn’t need one then.”
Q: Why do we have two nostrils?
A: No one knows.