The sermon
A man goes to church. The preacher begins his sermon. Then he goes on…and on…and on…and on.
Finally, the guy can’t take it any longer, and gets up and leaves.
On his way out an usher says to him, “Why are you leaving the services before it’s over?”
The guy answers, “I have to get a haircut.”
Usher: “But why didn’t you get a haircut before the service?”
Guy: “I didn’t need one then.”
Nostrils
Q: Why do we have two nostrils?
A: No one knows.
The first one was funny RG, although Im not sure I get the second one. LOL
You know, I might need a haircut after this…HaHaHa
Rachel,
The second joke is not for the weak of heart. Sometimes even kids get it.
“No one nose.”
RG
Ahh! That got me, RG! Now I get it. LOL
Describing human nature accurately!
They say patience is a virtue.. have we lost it already? LOL
Tiffany,
Tx for your comment.
Who has patience any more? I can’t even remember when the last person listened to something I said.
What’s on Spotify, Facebook, or the News App is always more important.
RG
Apparently the older generation. (where we belong?) LOL
I’m loving the second joke more.