A man walked into a hotel room and saw a dumb guy with a rope tied around his waist. He was furiously tugging on the rope. There was a chair nearby. The visitor asked him what he was doing.
The dumb guy angrily said: “I’m trying to kill myself. I can’t stand my life any longer.”
The visitor said, “That’s not the way to do it. You’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.”
The dumb guy responded, “No, I tried that, but I couldn’t breathe.”