A man walked into a hotel room and saw a dumb guy with a rope tied around his waist. He was furiously tugging on the rope. There was a chair nearby. The visitor asked him what he was doing.
The dumb guy angrily said: “I’m trying to kill myself. I can’t stand my life any longer.”
The visitor said, “That’s not the way to do it. You’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.”
The dumb guy responded, “No, I tried that, but I couldn’t breathe.”
ha ha ha —- Very funny R.G
Tx for your audience response!
RG
R.G was curious to know your thought s on Roy Moore vs Doug Jones. Could you write an article about it in the near future?
Dubey,
Tx for the suggestion. As you accurately perceive, it’s a complex question, just like most of politics is. I’ll have to dig into my thoughts and see if I have anything interesting to say.
RG
Hi RG- this made me laugh. I don’t know what’s worse, thoughts of suicide, or thoughts of how to actually do it.
David,
Interesting comment. I suspect most of us have thought about suicide one time or another. Look at that guy who drank poison just after he was convicted of international crimes.
Then, when you have nothing else to do, ponder the whole question of euthanasia. I believe that if the Catholic Church made euthanasia a sacrament, when the person had no hope of recovery and was suffering terribly — with the theology that God didn’t want us to uselessly suffer — euthanasia at the end of one’s life would be popular.
RG
I think that what’s important is that there should always be the freedom of choice of whether you want to do it or not.
Your dark humor always gets me RG! This one’s funny! Sometimes, a lot of us humans, are trying to complicate things, putting drama in our lives, but in truth, we can’t handle the reality of having this too much drama.
I like your series of short jokes. I wonder what the next one will be!
Reading your articles and visiting your page has become one of my daily routine!
Another one of the humanity’s indecisiveness…
Waiting for the next ones!
Hope to read more short jokes like this one!